I seriously think someone should write a due South story based on this cover. Possibly, a re-telling of the way that whole thing with Victoria really went down...
(Found the cover here, for your amusement.)
The icon is courtesy of TROUBLEMAKERS Margie and Merry, who cannot be trusted with other people's baby pictures.
(Posts like this one are what happens when I'm stuck at work on a day I should have had off, and the rest of the world is off at Escapade...)