Thank god you made it. I poked ComicBookMan to call your cell late last night, and he left you a message that you can now ignore. I still think you should have taken Riley, as you did during your Great Anti-Manifest Destiny Trek of many years ago, as he was such a good companion on that long drive! You had to be brave, and so you were brave: FOR HIM! For Riley, you were so very brave!!!

You + Riley = OTP!

(Wanders off, humming "Blame Pennsylvania", a filk version of "Blame Canada")