I've had all my wisdom teeth longer than most people do, and just kept playing that mental game where you think, "sure, the *rest* of humanity might get sick/old/die/need their wisdom teeth out... but I'm not convinced these things apply to me. Show me the proof." Sigh. The proof inevitably shows you itself. It turns out I am not the next step in evolution afterwards, and those wisdom teeth weren't just there to replace the molars as they get old and worn...

Hmf.

And damn, because I have two treacherous wisdoms left.