I just read this via fandom_wank (the Rice 'review' I mean, not your post! *g*) and was both boggled and amused. And then I thought, should I post about this? And now I don't have to, because you said it better.

Just one addendum:

And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies

Um, yeah. Because that's what you do at a public urinal, I'm sure...

Mary, shaking her head