This one, I have not heard of! I will take my brand new library card, and order it... online! Okay, so it's been a while since I've had a library card, for whatever reason, but man, there have been some nice changes since I last did...

I'd guess I'd assumed if you'd made it to that level (actual publication) you'd had the editors beat it out of you, but it sounds like she's got a big enough stick to fight for her right to suck.