Wow! Due to a combination of a glass of medicinal red wine for dinner (to calm the eye twitch, per my optometrist) and an annoying habit of the latest version of MS IE that I recently downloaded to LEAP over most of a post in order to drag the reader to the bottom of the page at the merest, lightest click on the side-bar, I actually missed a paragraph of your post.
BTW, the Beanie Baby was not dead. Mulder tried to crush its trachea, but there was no trachea to crush. Mulder then tried to snap its backbone, but there was no backbone to snap. It was alive, I tell you, ALIVE when he buried it; like that pore catatonic schlub in The Fall of the House of Usher.
Do you want me to rough up anyone at the stationery story for ya? Or, like, ask NICELY where your glove might be?
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Date: 2003-12-02 05:54 pm (UTC)BTW, the Beanie Baby was not dead. Mulder tried to crush its trachea, but there was no trachea to crush. Mulder then tried to snap its backbone, but there was no backbone to snap. It was alive, I tell you, ALIVE when he buried it; like that pore catatonic schlub in The Fall of the House of Usher.
Do you want me to rough up anyone at the stationery story for ya? Or, like, ask NICELY where your glove might be?