Stupid User Wars

Some days, I wonder. Self, I wonder, if you were to go head-to-head in a stupid user war with Katrimae, who would win? Many days, it's clearly Katrimae, whose library patrons should all be shipped off to their own, scary little country. Other days, it seems just as clear that if I had been keeping a log of this shit for the last few years, I could have written a book and I would be WEALTHY by now. WEALTHY, do you hear me?

This week, I feel the need to give out awards.

( Award to the Customer Who is the Most Persistently Ignorant )

( The Award to the Company Most determined to Stay in the 20th Century. Or Possibly, the 19th. )

( Of course, the Absolute, All Time Winner, still goes to that guy who years ago, called up and shouted at us thusly: )

Wealthy. I'm telling you.